Dear Human Body Corporation:
How dare you! I’ve kept you standing tall for all these years and this is how you repay me.
You don’t want to be feeling like a noodle with out any feeling. If you fire me you won’t have your nerves or your brain. You also won’t have your spinal cord, and I’m pretty sure you need your spinal cord to do most things. So if you fire me you will be the lonely kid that can’t move without nerves and a brain. If you fire the nervous system you will die.
You will have no nerves and you won’t have feelings. You’d be the emotionless kid that sits in the back of the class alone. If there was a poisonous platypus that attacked you wouldn’t feel it on you. You would get rabies or some nasty dissease like that, and just think about all the other bad stuff that could happen like putting your hand a hot stove. With all that said you’d be like a walking injury.
Your brain is another thing you would those if I was to be fired. You wouldn’t be able to talk to your friends. You wouldn’t be smart, you’d be the kid that always failed tests and fell asleep in class. Most importantly you wouldn’t be able to communicate with others. It would be immpossible to live a normal life.
The last thing you would lose is your spinal cord. If you lost your spinal cord you would be floppy like a noodle. If you were floppy like a noodle you wouldn’t be able to particiapate in most physical activities. You would also die. The last thing is you couldn’t move. You would be at home all day in bed, not being able to move. So you would end up just sitting a chair the rest of your life.
You don’t want to die do you? You need the nervous system to be a normal human being. If you didn’t have your brain you would not be able to do anything. Lastly, if you didn’t have you spinal cord you would get out of shape and not participate in any thing physical. You can not fire me!
Sincerely,
Sincerely,
The Nervous System
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I got this picture from http://www.faqs.org/health/images/uchr_02_img0126.jpg 